Marriage Quotes:
- Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
- Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
- Love is a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
- What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.
- You can't be value free when it comes to marriage. by Al Gore
- Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
- A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
- Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. by George Bernard Shaw.
- Divorce is the past tense of marriage.
- Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
- Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry. by Tom Mullen.
- Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
- There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.by Menander.
- Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
- An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
- It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
- All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different. by John Berger.
- A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. by Oscar Wilde.
- The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.
- Never say marriage has more joy than pain.
- Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. by Groucho Marx.
- Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
- Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
- The First Bond of Society is Marriage.by Cicero
Mens Quotes:
- Men are easy to get but hard to keep. Mae West -
- There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly. Helen Rowland
- Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.- Susan B. Anthony
- Why are women ... so much more interesting to men than men are to women? Virginia Woolf -
- Men weren't really the enemy -- they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill- Betty Friedan
- Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. Kathy Lette -
- If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one,go ahead, get married.- Katharine Hepburn -
- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem -
- To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
- I hate women because they always know where things are. by Malcolm de Chazal
- Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
- A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
- Man has will, but woman has her way.
- What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
- Women make me happy. Once accepting that i will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.
- A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
- There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them..
- I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
- Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
- If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.
- When women go wrong, men go right after them.
- Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
- Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even while sleeping they have to be right!
- Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they don’t need at all.
- If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often.
- One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Friendship Quotes:
- A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walk out.
- A best friend shares the good times and help you out by listening during the bad times.
- One's best friend is oneself.
- A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
- Best friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway.
- Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
- Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.
- If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
- There is nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.
- One who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.
- A friend is a gift one give oneself.
- My best friend is the someone who brings out the best of me.
- The medicine of life is to have true faithful friends.
- A best friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself.
- Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
- The best mirror in the world is an old friend.
- A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends.If not, they weren't true friends in the first place.
- A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.
- True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.
- A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
- Hold a true friend with both your hands.
- When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.
- A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.
- Thick and thin, tall and small, fast and slow. Tell me who is always there for you. I am sure you know. Your best friend, of course, don't let him or her go.
STUPIDITY FIRST:
- STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
- Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.
- Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.Confucius
- OMG!! The rain is wet!!!
- Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.Plato
- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.
- Please provide the date of your death.
- Being stupid is its own reward.
- What a waste it is to lose one's mind.
- Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
- Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
- Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
- Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed.
- Stop being so stupid. It’s my turn.
- Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
- It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
- The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.Dwight Eisenhower
- Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
- The internet is a great way to get on the net.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
- If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.Dan Quayle
- First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards. Mark Twain
- Stupidity is the language of most of the guys
- Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
- A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
- There is no sin except stupidity.
- Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motive.
CUTE SAYINGS:
- Don’t kill the dream - execute it!
- Sometimes, a cute friend makes an acutely painful enemy.
- No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
- Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…
- To the world you may just be one person, but to one person you may be the world”
- The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
- You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
- I’m cute in gym shorts! I’m slim and trim, and you’d be impressed - I’ve good calves.
- Never live life unnoticed .
- You’ve got you’re perfect hands on my nervous heart.
- In order to be irreplaceable, you must always be different.
- You laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at you because you’re all the same.
- A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Cute is when a person’s personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.
- Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
- Having nothing, nothing can you lose.
- Don’t drown the man who taught you to swim.
- Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- You are well-educated and you look cute, but that’s not going to cut it.
- Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
- Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.
- Cats are magical - the more you pet them the longer you both live.
- It’s funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them.
- Never look back unless youre planning to go that way.
- What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters to what lies within us.
- Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away…
- Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
- Half of the people in the world are below average.
- If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
- Love is just something you can’t explain, like the look of a rose, the smell of rain, or the feeling of forever .
- Life is not a game so don’t play it, if you don’t know how to win it.