Funny SMS of the Day

Boy goes to dance A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!	Dance A Boy Goes To See A Dance. A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!	Bhool Se Koi Bhool Hui To Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana. Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
Sardar Ki Wife Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)	Dard-e-Bhutto Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" ha koi muqabla karne wala	Mushraf Ki Niyat Mushraf ki niyat “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”